Taking Your Pants Off Helps You Score.

By: chris | December 17th, 2008

Mirko 2 – Bologna 0

Expect this whole stripping to your skivvies thing to take off on a global scale. Off go the pants and later in the week comes a 3 minute stretch of sheer pleasure – at least for one participant. Lots of pants coming off in the near future.



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  • Jacob |  December 18th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

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    According to Yohann Pelé’s agent, we r in pole position to sign him. If u dont know who he is, he is the current first choice goalkeeper for le Mans and has been extremely good for them.

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  • Jacob |  December 18th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

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    Just looking at a French midfielder who is 25 and has scored 8 goals, 6 assists, 18 matches which is pretty good. I think Roma should take a look at him. He plays or Lille.

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  • Samson |  December 18th, 2008 at 5:19 pm

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    Jacob, i would prefer Roma V.S Juve, out with the old and in with the new.

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  • Jacob |  December 18th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

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    Heh, also reports circulating that Totti is in serious doubt for the Catania match because of his fever. He should rest and we play Menez and Vucinic together (which by the looks of it, would be awesome) with Baptista behind.

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  • Jacob |  December 18th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

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    Wouldn’t mind Juv but how would this be. We win the rest of our matches and it comes down to the last day of Serie A with Roma 1 point behind Inter for title. Final Roma vs Inter copa italia. Final Roma vs Inter champions league. Then supercopaitalia final, Roma vs Inter. Then Inter try to steal, Brighi, Aquilani, Vucinic, Menez, and we have to promote our talent.

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  • Jacob |  December 18th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

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    man I hate Inter, full of arrongant, non italian bastards

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  • Samson |  December 18th, 2008 at 5:48 pm

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    Jacob, Lmao. Well thats a lot of inter v.s Roma but we cant face Inter in the Coppa italia final since they are our next opponents (that is if they go through)

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  • Bren |  December 18th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

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    Someone give Totti half a baby aspirin and get his ass out there

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  • Pauly WaLNuts (AS ROMA) |  December 18th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

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    I also agree, no ex-Lazyo players are welcome. Those bastartds are beyond rotten and too contaminated to take them…..I think the team has a little more respect than that.

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  • Pauly WaLNuts (AS ROMA) |  December 18th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

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    Rossi, Kappa.com is great, but too expensive. You can have the jersey shipped to a friend in Europe and then he/she can send it too you. It will be expensive though.

    I recently went with uksoccershop.com and they did a fine job for me. Rather affordable, LS white and shipped to my in Los Angeles in 12 days for $89.00

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  • Pauly WaLNuts (AS ROMA) |  December 18th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

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    His Tottiness is questionable? Man, you guys will see the the man is not human; he will be available for Catania Calcio on Sunday without any drawbacks…..

    FORZA TOTTINESS!!!
    FORZA Il CAPITANO!!!

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  • Jacob |  December 18th, 2008 at 8:24 pm

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    I bought a new jersey from ebay, sold by Kappa (if that makes sense) and it cost me $50.

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  • Jacob |  December 18th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

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    Only a few more hours till the announcing of the draw.

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  • Fadayn |  December 18th, 2008 at 8:51 pm

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    presuming its fixed we get Real…but after ferguson’s comments would love to see a half assed madrid team tear his girls a new hole….

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  • Julian |  December 18th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

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    I bought a new home Vuci jersey from subside and it came really fast. It’s really legit and awesome :)

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  • zack della |  December 18th, 2008 at 9:58 pm

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    Vucinic annoys me. Prick is hung over and sluggish when we’re in the slump, then suddenly, when everything is gravy again, he’s got this resurgence of energy and effort? Fuck him. Menez and Totti were busting their asses for Roma to get the team back on track. Vucinic is just on stand-by till they’re playing well again.

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  • Julian |  December 18th, 2008 at 10:05 pm

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    Correct me if I’m wrong zack but who scored twice against Chelsea while we were in the midst of a torrid run of form?

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  • Chase |  December 18th, 2008 at 10:25 pm

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    What are you talking about Zack? Of course you say that…if he was non-”sluggish” and scoring goals while we were in a slump, would we have really been in a slump. It was something that affected the whole team. We’re past it now and Vuci is a big reason for that…I think he will always be hot and cold, but you gotta love him! The guy will strip for this club.

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  • Jacob |  December 18th, 2008 at 10:45 pm

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    Dont blame Vucigoal. He is a great player and integral to our team. If u should blame anyone, blame Baptista, he has dropped of in the last few games nad im a bit dissapointed. Menez should step in for him.

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  • Jacob |  December 18th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

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    I was thinking, because we dont have a sufficient replacement for Mexes or Juan when they get injured, how about we make a move for Ivanovic. He is a bit uncomfortable at Chelsea, and might want to join Vuci here. Also if get Pantelic, he would be an easy get.

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  • Jacob |  December 18th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

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    Lazovic and Ivan Obradović r also pretty good players.

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  • DeGuilio |  December 18th, 2008 at 11:57 pm

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    CL draw. Barca can only draw Inter, Arsenal, Chelsea and fuck someone else but i can’t remember who, but it’s tastey

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  • asem |  December 19th, 2008 at 12:29 am

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    Jacob, I don’t think Abramovich wants to let go of Ivanovic, as we saw this summer when Milan were keen on him. I doubt he will leave.

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  • Jacob |  December 19th, 2008 at 1:04 am

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    I dont know, what happens when Carvahlo comes back.

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  • gio libertino |  December 19th, 2008 at 4:14 am

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    Totti’s got fever? yeah, goal fever.

    Kistajk, thanks for the Chinese tip … though it does not necessarily explain the Chinese guy shouting Mincchia when Vuci scored … unless that means something else in Chinese.

    were we thinking of landing Cana? then i sat no way. no red-card-provoking thugs on Roma. guy is a terrorist.

    re: Inter v Roma show-down … Inter won’t make CL … they just don’t have it this year.

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