I’ll Bring The Noose, You Bring The Camera.

By: chris | October 22nd, 2009

SOCCER-UEFA/

They did their damnedest to hang themselves, but Fulham just wouldn’t allow it. Far too hospitable, far too forgiving, far too much like the cottage dwellers they are. Roma’d strung up the noose, dragged over the chair and climbed atop with a steady calmness. The chair kicked out, Fulham swung and swung at the rope with that glistening knife until their little arms could muster but one more. And one time, as many a single mother will tell you, is all it took. Their giallorosso body tumbled to the floor, red faced and gasping, living to fight another day.

The first half as dire a performance we’ve seen from Roma in some time. Beyond the performance, there was little hope, little indication that things could, things would get better. Much of this was Ranieri’s fault, underestimating Fulham with a weak lineup missing any semblance of a link between the scattered midfield and all too lonely front men. Much to Ranieri’s credit, he realized this at halftime and did something drastic. So drastic it was nigh unthinkable, as it was the one thing he’s preached incessantly since his arrival in Rome. It’s the one thing he’s cautioned against, diverted attention away from and told us to never dream of again:

He unleashed Spalletti football. Matteo Brighi off, David Pizarro on. Stefano Okaka Chuka off, Simone Perrotta on. 4-4-2 off, 4-2-3-1 on.

The teacher with the students who’d yet to learn his way cut the reigns and let them free, unleashing their natural instincts and producing some real, actual football. Some Spalletti football, right down to bare bones: brilliant one-touch passing, glittering off the ball movement, fullbacks marauding into the penalty area, technical supremacy, susceptibility to the counter and, above all, the failure to bury their chances.

Not to take credit from a brilliant Mark Schwarzer, of course.

But this was vintage Roma, including the dropped points to a smaller team. The missed penalty wasn’t quite as critical as the decision to give it to Jeremy Menez. Daniele De Rossi buried one in Berlin; David Pizarro seems to have buried every one of the multitude he’s taken. Menez, for all his qualities, should not be given the chance to boost his confidence when points are on the line. The penalty could’ve been better – and would somebody, anybody tell them to stop going low to the left? – but the taker should’ve been better.

A tale of two halves, of missed chances, of underestimated opponent. Of so many, many things.

And then there was Marco Andreolli. Brilliant Marco Andreolli.

You want to rue the missed chances; you want to bemoan the lack of consistency; you want to beg for better. Yet sometimes, the brilliance is not measured in the result, the competition, or the span of ninety minutes. The brilliance is measured in a frozen moment in time. The moment ushering sheer joy and radiating ecstasy. The moment where the crowd rises in collective gasp, widened eye and awaits the synthesis of legend. The moment of impending greatness.

SOCCER-EUROPA/

Forget the table, the result, the split personality and the lost chances. This moment, this incandescent particle in time, is why we watch.

Long live Marco Andreolli.



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  • Jonas |  October 24th, 2009 at 9:15 am

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    ow one quastion:
    WHERE THE FUCK IS CICINHO!
    I don’t like Burdisso at RB,he’s better alongside Mexy/Juan.

    and when JSB is back I’d give him the gloves too,I feel more secure with him then Doni at the moment (shit did I really just said that? I would’ve shot myself one year ago)

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  • Jonas |  October 24th, 2009 at 9:16 am

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    Baptista doesn’t look like a beast/lion to me,more like a fat frog LOL (no offence Julio ;) )

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  • alain |  October 24th, 2009 at 9:23 am

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    Forza Andreolli!!!!!!!!

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  • Jonas |  October 24th, 2009 at 9:47 am

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    wow Samp-Bologna already 4-0 at HT

    Del Neri has done miracles with this squad. Mannini,Pazzini,Cassano,Poli,Palombo,Castelazzi,…

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  • Stefano |  October 24th, 2009 at 9:48 am

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    wow Samp, Poli kicks ass.

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  • rossi |  October 24th, 2009 at 9:50 am

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    Menez is what he is. Hes young, he acts like young gifted, maybe spoiled guys do. Players like him were always the center of attention always starters. He’ll come around. He has the potential to turn out to be a great. Needs to tweak a few parts of his game and get the right attitude

    Forza Pizarro
    -little guy gets little to no respect

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  • Arfaestnes |  October 24th, 2009 at 9:52 am

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    Just a helpful bit of info I just noticed: Central European Summer Time ends tonight, meaning their clocks will go back an hour. Thus, for those of us in the U.S., Roma’s game tomorrow will be at 10am Eastern, rather than 9am.

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  • Michel |  October 24th, 2009 at 10:25 am

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    Yep everyone in europe turn back your clock.

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  • Sneakers O'Toole |  October 24th, 2009 at 10:25 am

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    I’m not sure that I would call Menez a punk. A punk would just mope and not fight back into the first team.

    It’s not easy to get used to a coach’s system. It took him about a year to figure out Spalletti’s, and when you’re such a specific type of attacking player, it’s going to take some time to get acclimated to yet another coach.

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  • Dhaw |  October 24th, 2009 at 10:35 am

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    The Maradona of Balkans has to wake the fuck up now.
    One goal is all it needs to break the shackles and I believe once he get’s his first then he it’s going to hard to stop him.

    Time for some Veni Vidi Vuci bitches.

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  • Dhaw |  October 24th, 2009 at 10:37 am

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    Jeez.

    *One goal is all it needs to break the shackles and I believe once he get’s his first then it’s going to be hard to stop him.*

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  • asdahj |  October 24th, 2009 at 10:54 am

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    Arfaestnes tnx. more time 2 sleep 4 me :) ))

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  • Apuzzo |  October 24th, 2009 at 12:05 pm

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    I cant believe that this Ranieri fella has actually made me grow to like him.

    I rememeber my first post here when Spal resigned. I praised Spal and gave him thanks and finished ith “Ranieri, fuck you”

    I know that the job isn’t even half over but his actions have impressed me to the point that I would take his word over most of the players.

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  • Aquismaia |  October 24th, 2009 at 12:28 pm

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    I agree with Jacob on the formation, I see a low profile taddei these days, while a motivated guberti, a boosted andreolli and a dead cassetti, a power radiant mexes and burdisso, gifts himself and not vice-vice-vice gifts or so, riise’s usual, ddr a leader, pizarro and vucinic of gold, perrotta’s class and menez’s skill

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  • Dhaw |  October 24th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

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    Only if the players start believing the way Ranieri believes.

    I hope we go into the winter break on a high.

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  • alessio |  October 24th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

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    Ranieri’s comments have been remarkably fresh. I wonder why the fuck he didn’t talk more like that at Juve, it was always the most scripted responses.

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  • Mike |  October 24th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

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    maybe because Juve was not his hometown club that he has always loved? I know coaches are supposed to put alliances aside but its gotta be different when you are in his situation.

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  • Kamran |  October 24th, 2009 at 2:18 pm

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    Milan game review, nice read:

    http://www.footballitaliano.co.uk/article.aspx?id=690

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  • Alto' |  October 24th, 2009 at 2:36 pm

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    Because at Juventus he had to follow protocol that’s why, as does everyone involved with that club. Capello said it as well. At Roma Ranieri is shaping something in his own image and using no sensor. He came out of the blocks firing salvos at Totti never mind dropping Mexes, shelving Baptista and a few others. Expect De Rossi to be drilled next if he doesn’t get his shit together.

    The only thing Ranieri talked about at Juve was answering questions on Giovinco’s lack of playing time!

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  • Jacob (Roma fan) |  October 24th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

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    Dont know if its been mentioned but D’Alessandro scored for Grosseto. Any chance that next year Ranieri could bring him back to replace someone like Taddei?

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  • alessio |  October 24th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

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    Because at Juventus he had to follow protocol that’s why, as does everyone involved with that club.

    Not really. Ferrara addresses things in an open manner. Good to see Ranieri doing well with Roma though, I always liked him.

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  • ASR |  October 24th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

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    Menez has the potential to be one of the best. The way he plays when he plays well earns him the nickname Little Zizou.
    He needs weight training. Once he is a bit bigger and stronger, no one will be able to stop him. His skills are unreal. I hope they don’t do something as stupid as to sell him. BTW. Juve are just waiting for Lippi to return. Ciro was his #2 on the naational team. Get it? Although with the current state of the National side, they may be getting him sooner than they think… Exit, Group stages!! Arrogant old LUCKY man.

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  • Rahul |  October 24th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

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    Ranieri has exceeded my expectations for sure.
    Oh, and time change rocks. Been playing AOE on the network for the past 3 hours, and just get another extra hour since it is still to early to sleep. :P

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  • Amir |  October 24th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

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    agree with Dhaw, Mirko needs to wake up and start scoring!

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    In 2 months of taking Vimax Pills I managed to gain 1.5 inches! My sexual desire increased greatly as well as my erections became fuller and longer lasting…

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