Angels In Purgatory

By: chris | November 30th, 2009

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Atalanta 1 – Roma 2

Loathe statistics. Absolutely despise them. There is a time and place, but this is not it. For me they’ve ruined entire sports (see: ball, base). Describing the action in words at leaves leaves the capability of romanticism, youthful innocence and doe-eyed wonderment. To say that so and so is the ‘celestial spawn of gazelle and a divine purpose’ does a bit more for me than saying ‘he’s fast because he runs the 40 yard dash in 4.3 seconds and can do the shuttle fast in however fast it is to do the shuttle’. This, for me, is part of what makes the beautiful game just that – it’s simply rooted in the beauty of innocence and naivety.

Unfortunately there was no beauty in this match. And when there is no beauty, no supernatural romanticism or divine inspiration, we must go revert to droning of statistics and practicality. Oh, practicality.

  • In October went 2-1-3. In November they went 4-1-0.
  • In October they scored more than one goal in two games of six. In November they scored more than one in four of five.
  • In October they conceded two goals twice, losing both times. In November they did not concede more than one goal, despite conceding one in each game.

What, you may ask, could’ve so drastically change the fate of a football club on November the first? Well I’d be more than happy to tell you: Mirko Perrotta and Simone Vucinic scored their very first goals of the season, a bit more than fashionably late, and in the process they returned to form.

In the process, they returned AS Roma to form.

The game was far from pretty. In fact it was, to a degree, vintage Ranieri football: a flat(ish) performance defined by three points at the end of the day.

The difference between this and Livorno, this and Udinese, this and Milan is oh so very simple: Mirko Perrotta and Simone Vucinic.

No one – or no one who doesn’t belong bound in a rubber room – has ever questioned the enigmatic genius of the Balkan Maradona. But I will fight to the death the person who dares disagree with the notion that Simone Perrotta is the second most important player on this team when healthy and fit. And that’s second, not third. One needn’t be better to be more important to the structure. After all, marble is better than steel. But take the marble from the facade and the building loses it’s aesthetic; take away the steel and the building crumbles.

Totti is most assuredly Roma’s deity, and when God takes the day off, he sends angels to do his work. Mirko and Simone are His angels. Roma’s angels.

Who says you can’t find romance in statistics?

Notes:

  • I think they lose this game with Spalletti on the sidelines, and we said the same about Claudio’s debut against Siena. That’s no knock on Luciano – Francesco knows there were some less than scintillating performances that Spalletti’s boys would’ve savaged – but just a display of their different qualities.

    Ranieri works. He simply works. Despite their inability to hold a clean sheet, they’ve held the teams to minimal chances. I think the clean sheet will come once the back line can get back to some sort of continuity – meaning the back four remains the same for three or more games, as it hasn’t happened in some time, while the team sheet does not include Marco Cassetti. Motta’s better, Mexes is better and Juan is returning to fitness – for now – so they inevitably will become a lockdown defense. Of this I have absolutely no question.

    And the difference, again, between the results and games which we’ll pretend never happened is the players are now doing their jobs at the other end. (Should be noted they’re all now at or close to full fitness – can’t forget that.)

    Claudio’s system is here and it working. It may not flash the brilliance of Spalletti’s Roma in its day, but it’s effective and that’s all that’s needed.

  • Plenty of people have wondered why Doni & Valdes weren’t brought on earlier for Atalanta, and similarly bemoaned Roma’s chances with those two from the off. Well I’m full of answers today. The reasoning is simple: with those two on the pitch along with a certain Yeremy Menez, this is a 4-1 Roma win rather than 2-1.

    You’ll notice Valdes was brought on one minute after Menez exited. In fact the moment Yeremy began wandering to the sideline Conte motioned and Valdes’ tracksuit came off. This is not coincidence.

  • Speaking of Yeremy, there have been moments of indiscipline over the past year+. Many moments.

    And he picked up the only Roman yellow (for what is escaping me, but I think I remember a forward’s tackle, which is entirely excusable).

    This is not a small deal.

  • Provided Juan doesn’t get hurt between now and Sunday – now and breakfast is a victory; now and Sunday would be a fucking miracle on par with stigmata – the lineup will almost definitely include Burdisso at rightback. In fact he was held out for just that reason, so as not to risk him for the weekend.
  • Methinks the ball on the floor to Mexes cross-body shot on corners has been picked up. Anyone notice him being double and triple-teamed on corners the moment he runs away from the scrum?

    Might be time for a new trick from the bag.

  • I was less worried about the Juan incident late in the game in the box – it was shoulder to shoulder and that’s rarely, if ever, a penalty – and more worried by Pizarro’s hours late two-footed tackle on Tiribocchi midway through the first. He was lucky that both feet went on either side’s of Tiribocchi’s peg, the big lug still went down, and that big lug part is another reason as to why there was no penalty, otherwise David really risked a red.

    His decision-making isn’t exactly top drawer sometimes, is it?

  • I keep coming back to the same quote, or paraphrase, from Spalletti on Mirko and I can only think it applies so well to this game. In -6-07 there was a game, and I’m sure I could find it with the right motivation, where Mancini, not Mirko, was brought off despite Amantino having a fairly good game and Mirko having a rubbish one. And then, as though a stroke from Luciano’s magic wand, Mirko got the result-winning goal in the dying minutes of the match. After the game Spalletti said that even when Mirko is not having his finest game, he has so much quality that he can turn the game in an off-form instant. That he is simply that good.

    This was that game. A hand in both goals and otherwise a match to forget.

Now they, like myself, will tell you there’s a game midweek.

Bullshit. To Sunday they march.



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  • Dhaw |  December 1st, 2009 at 10:35 pm

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    This is awesome:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7mRVWKSvzM

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  • Bashar |  December 1st, 2009 at 11:08 pm

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6LqnUlYgmw
    check out this. what a noob :(

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  • Bashar |  December 1st, 2009 at 11:09 pm

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yaq_s0aa-cY ROMA MANCESTER FUNNY VIDEO

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  • Bashar |  December 1st, 2009 at 11:11 pm

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    guys these are very funny videos

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  • Dhaw |  December 1st, 2009 at 11:17 pm

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    Someone impersonating Bashar & me.

    I don’t these laziale fuck goats , it seems the goats fuck them. Spineless fucks.

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  • ked |  December 1st, 2009 at 11:50 pm

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    Pre-derby comedy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rt3r28EYU&feature=player_embedded

    Anybody can translate what Ranieri tells Brocchi at the end?

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  • ked |  December 1st, 2009 at 11:58 pm

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    Apparently all our youth teams are doing pretty well.

    http://blogistuta.blogspot.com/2009/11/incubation-period-for-derby-fever.html

    Maybe after the derby chris can do a post on some of our more renowned youth players similar to what alessio did in the juve offside-
    http://juventus.theoffside.com/team-news/a-preview-of-juves-future-manyoo-chelsea-and-especially-arsenal-banned-from-reading.html

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  • Apuzzo |  December 2nd, 2009 at 12:43 am

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    ked nice find. Brocchi looks scared and confused, and Totti signaling him to come over hahaha.

    Ranieri says: “benvenuto tra noi”

    Which, in a direct translation means “welcome among us” but its just a formal way to welcome someone.

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  • Apuzzo |  December 2nd, 2009 at 12:46 am

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    P.S- Brocchi really has a serious case of the “man boobs”

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  • kistajk |  December 2nd, 2009 at 12:47 am

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    “he [Adriano] would fit a lot better at Roma as a player than Totti.”

    What??? I’m sure you meant Toni??

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  • Jacob |  December 2nd, 2009 at 12:49 am

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    I agree Ked. Need a little preview of our youngsters. Certainly some of the more talented in recent years.

    Pettinari, Zamblera, Scardina, Bertolacci, and Florenzi are ones that I would be looking out for. You want the next Totti, I think Scardina was refered to as his ‘heir’. We shall see though. I definately really excited and definately when I go to Rome next year I will be keeping watching a few primavera matchs :)

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  • James |  December 2nd, 2009 at 12:51 am

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    latest from Andrea, footballitaliano.co.uk

    Club Focus – Roma – The front needs work but the back looks good

    By Andrea Tallarita
    Lo and behold, the trident is not the solution to all of Roma’s problems. We are not here to say ‘we said so,’ but we said so. Predictably, the weak link of the chain was Jérémy Ménez, whose lacklustre performance serves to counterbalance the excellent contributions offered in the previous matches. It was the significance of the latter which led Coach Claudio Ranieri to field three offensive players together, a decision which seems atypical in light of the man’s tactical history. Now the decision must be revised. Not scrapped, at least not yet, but revised.

    Our considerations may sound a bit sombre in tone, considering that Roma won and now is standing only three points away from fourth place, but as we mentioned in last week’s column, the match against Atalanta must be read as the prolegomenon to the derby. From this point of view, the disposition of offence and midfield gave some worrying signs. Francesco Totti and Mirko Vučinić play very well as lone strikers, but Ménez is somewhat overburdened when asked to support them both in a trident. This results in a bridge between the midfield and the forwards which is potentially very easy to close. The trio can learn how to play together and they show great promise for the future, but the derby is not the future. The derby is right now. Ménez has demonstrated a tendency to suffer physical teams, and Lazio play very physical football – especially in the battle for the capital, which sometimes resembles a brawl between two herds of hippopotami more than it does a football match.

    It is not a coincidence that last year the first leg of the derby should have been resolved by Júlio Baptista, the most physical of the Roman players alongside Philippe Mexès. If Ménez acts as a striker, he can cause real damage to the Biancocelesti – he has more than enough speed and agility to face their shaky backline. As a trequartista in the current trident, however, he is asked to confront the midfield rather than the defence. There, he is bound to receive more blows than the anvil of a blacksmith. Even from a psychological point of view, we doubt he shall be able to handle it. The team should work even if the Frenchman is running on second gear, but then the question becomes – why field a dim version of Ménez rather than a fourth midfielder in a 4-4-2? The extra man would go miles towards keeping the team’s defensive hold together. Roma cannot risk going under as they did against Atalanta, not again – among other things because the Nerazzurri did deserve a penalty towards the end, and if that had been conceded, it is farewell to the three points and the end-game celebrations.

    Ranieri knows all this, and that is why he sounded only half-satisfied after the match. ”We’re pleased with the win,” he declared, ”but there are several things which need to be perfected with this team.” The man gets it. Specifically, the question he will have to confront relates to the formation. The trident is a possibility for the future, albeit a doubtful one, but right now the derby against Lazio must be won. It is a seasonal objective, up there with qualifying for the Champions League or claiming the Coppa Italia. The 4-3-3 is a formation which has yielded results, but it would be a considerable risk to field it against Lazio. A more cautionary approach would be to go for a 4-4-2, regardless of how the central midfielders are arranged. It would be a shame not to field a player like Ménez, but at the same time, it would be disastrous to lose the next match – for questions of morale more than for the three points. Ranieri is faced with a true dilemma. Hopefully this week, and the match against Basilea, will give him the time to make an enlightened decision.

    Besides, the best piece of news in the game against Atalanta was provided by the defence. Mexès and Juan both seemed in good shape, and Júlio Sérgio (whom the television commentators adamantly refer to as Júlio César) is still looking excellent. John Arne Riise is improving in terms of defensive skills, though Marco Motta needs to be more consistent. Nicolás Burdisso will probably take his place for the match against the Biancocelesti. For once, all the elements are healthy and ready to go. The defensive performance will be key to success in the derby, especially since the offence is the only department where the Lazio team look truly threatening. Ranieri will be relieved. Having a solid back means that he has carte blanche with the midfield, free as he will be to give the team an offensive slant without worrying that the backline will fall to pieces.

    Let us close on a positive note. We mentioned that Roma ought to conquer 15 points in seven matches. Two of the matches are gone, six points are in the bag. The opening is excellent. Let’s see if we can hit nine with the most important of these games.

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  • Brian |  December 2nd, 2009 at 12:55 am

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    @ ked, the lady first introduces Ranieri as Brocchi’s boss.

    @ Apuzzo, I think it’s just that the lazio uniforms are designed to show off their figures and make them more attractive to goats.

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  • Arfaestnes |  December 2nd, 2009 at 2:36 am

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    http://www.football-italia.net/dec2d.html

    I realize this doesn’t have anything to do with Roma, but Giove, I swear to you that I’ll rebuild your temple atop the Capitoline in splendor surpassing even Domitian’s if you make Rajevac successful in his quest.

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  • Marmash |  December 2nd, 2009 at 2:43 am

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    these are the UEFA coefficients… Interesting how spain caught up with the premier league… http://kassiesa.net/uefabackup/data/method4/ccoef2010.html

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  • Richie Aprile |  December 2nd, 2009 at 2:45 am

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    I can’t believe none of you nitwits have given Donadinghi any credit for that post above!

    That is some seriously funny stuff—and very appropriate—good man. Nice ;)

    Fakk Filazio!

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  • Richie Aprile |  December 2nd, 2009 at 2:48 am

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    Quote: “these laziale fuck goats[?],[NO] it seems the goats fuck them.”

    Right! And they give them Filazio too!

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  • Cuorelupo |  December 2nd, 2009 at 4:54 am

  • adam |  December 2nd, 2009 at 6:00 am

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    I disagree with the whole Menez isnt tough enough for the derby bit. Inter at the San Siro was the most thuggish match we played for the year by some distance, and in the first half he did manage to make himself quite a nuisance to them. He does go down easy though, dont we all wish he would stay on his feet more often ala Okaka.

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  • jed |  December 2nd, 2009 at 8:27 am

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    the francesco totti website is actually pretty cool and in depth, you can tell sensi didn’t set it up because it isn’t half assed.

    FT10 is a real champ… it’s gonna be a while til i get used to that one, lol

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  • donadinghi |  December 2nd, 2009 at 9:15 am

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    RICHIE APRILE

    actually that quote about Lazio was from GIO … it was the last comment he posted on the previous page, but i thought it was pretty damn hysterical, and since no one probably saw it, it seemed worth including again

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  • Bashar |  December 2nd, 2009 at 10:47 am

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    I think that anyone impersonating someone else should have their IP addresses banned from the entire offside permanently and not just a specific site. Same with racists. Someone was impersonating me ever since I asked that they get banned earlier.

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  • Ingeborg Stapley |  December 24th, 2009 at 11:46 am

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    Hey. I got a 502 gateway error earlier today when I tried to access this page. Anyone else had the problem?

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  • Theola Fitting |  December 25th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

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    Hi, what blog platform is this? Is it working for you or..? I would really appreciate it if you could answer this question! Thanks!

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  • Rosa Christensen |  January 25th, 2010 at 1:12 am

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    Just bumped into your post. Wonderful job mate! Thanks!

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