Expelling Those Tuscan Demons

By: chris | December 8th, 2007

totti1.jpgLivorno – Roma

Roma doesn’t like Tuscany very much this season. They’ve traveled there twice and only taken home two points. One which was justifiable, playing in crappy weather in Firenze without Il Capitano (even though it should’ve been an easy 3 – ahem, Matteo & David), the other was just a meltdown. Or laziness. Complacency. Or maybe Spalletti just wants to go easy on his home province. Who knows. But now would be a wonderful time to expel those Tuscan demons as they continue their run put together by beautifully strung passes to the top of the table.

A month ago this was a quick 3 points in the basket, and Roma could’ve probably sat the JV in favor of the freshman team and still scored some goals, regardless of the location. Despite Roma hitting form, everything has changed in Tuscany, and that means this game has changed as well. It’s no longer the easy 3 points we thought it would be.

The Commies have swapped coaches and swapped formations. After getting a whole two points in 7 games, and conceding roughly 3,000 goals, Fernando Orsi was sacked in favor of Giancarlo Camolese. They’ve switched to the 3-5-2 permanently, clogging the old midfield, and after losing their first two games under GC, have taken 11 points in their last 5 games while scoring 9 goals – 3 in each victory. So yeah, this has the potential to be a helluva game.

Roma, well, you know. They’re looking all kinds of fantastic.

Standings

1. Inter 34pts (21)
2. Roma 31pts (13)
3. Juventus 26pts (16)
4. Udinese 25pts (2)
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16. Livorno 13pts (-8)

Last 5


Roma:
DWWWW

Livorno:
WDWWD

Squads


Roma:
Antunes, Barusso, Cicinho, De Rossi, Doni, Esposito, Ferrari, Giuly, Juan, Mancini, Mexes, Panucci, Pit, Pizarro, Taddei, Tonetto, Totti, Vucinic, Zotti.

Livorno:


Key Injuries

The list is growing again, and it looks like Matteo Brighi and Gianluca Curci have been sat at home in front of a television. You know the usuals, Simone Perrotta, Marco Cassetti, King Alberto and Marco Andreolli. Also, we have news that Andreolli is not, in fact, dead, but that he has long-term back issues. Good, back issues. Always great for an athlete’s career.

Probable XIs


Roma:


Doni;
Cicinho, Mexes, Juan, Tonetto;
DDR, Pizarro;
Taddei, Giuly, Mancini;
Totti.

Seriously, Cicinho has to start this game, right? I mean, he left Madrid for regular playing time. How about some playing time? Other than that you’re looking at the standard, with Vuci probably coming on for Mancini at some point. (And Mancini sulking off the pitch. Hey, I’d be pretty pissed if I was subbed off every single game, too.)

Livorno:


Amelia;
Grandoni, Galante, Knezevic;
Balleri, De Vezze, Filippini, Bergvold, Pasquale;
Tavano, Tristan.


Key Matchups


Fabio Galante (And His Elbows) v Francesco Totti (And His Temper):

Keep your fucking elbows to yourself Galante. No red cards please, Francesco:

And as funny as it is, try not to pick fights with guys wearing the Roma badge either.

Finishing Booties v Marco Amelia:
I’m still not ready to sign up for the Marco Amelia-to-Roma bandwagon yet, but he is a pretty good keeper and can make some spectacular saves, making any game difficult. Especially when you have a team of guys who rotate the responsibility of being resident sitter-misser for the day. (Vuci, I’m looking at you for Cagliari.) Put ‘em where he ain’t as often as possible and hope, it’s that simple.

Francesco Tavano v En Fuego:
I know what you’re thinking, why couldn’t he have done this fr the good guys? Well, it’s clear he’s just better off in Tuscany. Francesco, aka “The Decidedly Average Antichrist”, has 5 goals in his last 5 games, including two each against Sampdoria and Parma. Keep the ball off his foot in dangerous areas and this game runs much more smoothly. Keep him from getting some momentum. He probably has as good an idea as anyone else how to expose this team after all the time he spent studying from the bench and not scoring goals last spring.

Doobie doobie doobie (you know it’s in your head too)

Roma v The Tuscan Curse:
This I didn’t know/realize, and it is quite the stat: In Serie A Roma has conceded all of four goal away from the Olimpico this season. All four? In Tuscany. How the hell does that work out. Anyway, break the curse and this looks to be a solid win.

Game

Since I’ve seen Livorno all of once this season for about 75 minutes, I figured it would be better to ask Marco from the highly enjoyable Livorno offside about his thoughts. Some may know him here as Marco420, lover of all things Roma, so you can see where he might be the person to ask. His full preview is right here, but these are his (very accurate from what I know) thoughts on how the game might play out:

Basically Livorno is a Bi-polar team. It’s hard to analyze or even label these fuckers. They can play great against Reggina, Sampdoria, Udinese or Inter. Then disappear against Cagliari (if you ask me, that game was as fixed as my dog) or anybody else.

They play the usual 3-5-2 all relegation battlers seem to use. But Camolese almost always makes a 70th minute substitution to add an extra CB for, usually, one of the Filippini twins or any other tired midfielder. They usually finish the game with 4 CBs and Pasqual and Balleri working hard defensively on each flank.

They play with 3 incontristi, basically all mids on the field (taking for granted Pasquale and Balleri are defenders) channel their inner Gattusos and fight and press on every ball in the midfield. Only De Vezze and Bergvold have license to attack.

On the offense Tristan and Tavano have pretty much carte blanche to do whatever they like. The only difference is that when Bogdani’s on the field, he becomes the target man and tries to hold up the ball so the rest of the squad can catch up.

45% possession is an excellent stat for Livorno, so no need to say they’re a counter attacking team. They SUCK on aerial crosses and especially set pieces. They’re good at clogging the midfield and great at counter attacking and countering the counter. And Amelia usually saves one sure goal a game…

As far as my thoughts go, I’m pretty confident Roma will be able to push it through the clogged midfield and show the same skillz they have the last two weeks. Roma for the win. (And if, as said,the wings aren’t given license to attack, this might be a good game to throw out Espo/Cicinho – even with Rodrigo’s goal scoring bonanaza.)


Predictions


Score:
2-1 Roma
Goals: Totti (32), Tavano (43), Mexes (57)
MOTM: Philou
Mancini “Give-A-Shit-Factor”: 6

When:
1500 CET, 0900 EST
Where: Stadio Armando Picchi, Livorno
Forecast: 12°C, Heavy rain and winds. Nice.

Streaming:
Here.



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  • Justin W |  December 9th, 2007 at 8:58 am

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    amelia was really good today..
    too bad roma can’t finish..

    inter probally has 5 chances and scoring 4..

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  • Julian |  December 9th, 2007 at 8:58 am

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    thats great now inter 5 points ahead

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  • Xelius |  December 9th, 2007 at 9:00 am

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    Wow. 5 Points Adrift Now and we can’t beat pleb squads like Livorno. Seriously wtf crack is TGIP smoking with his retarded substitutions.

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  • Dhaw |  December 9th, 2007 at 9:01 am

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    Cici, or Espo or Mancini it doesnt matter.
    Make most of the opportunities u get and fuck did roma get those opportunities or not , yet cudnt convert them into 3 points.
    Ugly , thats all gotta say.
    Inter needed a sniff and we did give them that today , and this better not come back and bite us in the ass.
    Long way to go though but dont forget very soon that CRAZY FUCKING MONTH will be and this time it be a whole total different story.

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  • Dhaw |  December 9th, 2007 at 9:05 am

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    Short Wish list
    1) FA pls increase the width of the posts for roma.
    2) Santa Claus pls pls pls give vuci some new boots
    3) Change the crack dealer from where Spal gets his stuff.
    4) Some reinforcements in January wont harm.

    ah cud think of these 4 right away , u guys got some more , then pls feel free to Add on !

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  • Michael |  December 9th, 2007 at 9:09 am

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    good by scudetto that is it, Inter are never going to drop 5 points, and only teams who bloody finish win the scudetto. Vuci is shit waste of space he only score 5% of the chances he gets..and what the hell was Ferrari doing at the back waiting for a dam invite to make a dam tackle. TGIP better crack the shits at them. This always happens a the game befor champs league they play like shit.

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  • chris |  December 9th, 2007 at 9:12 am

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    Inter didn’t beat Livorno either…

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  • Jonas |  December 9th, 2007 at 9:22 am

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    Chris,Inter has nothing to do with it. Roma got their chances,Roma could have won but didn’t. This si what I’m afraid of: Palermo/Milan-Roma–>win but Empoli/Livorno-Roma—>draw.
    They still can’t seem to think what lost Roma the scudetto last year: WIN AGAINST THE LOWER TEAMS! I really hope Spalletti reads this: grow some balls!! and don’t give Cicinho 3 fucking minutes but one game to prove himself! Guys,I really think Spalletti is afraid to gamble,let alone to go for the scudetto. SPALLETTI IS AFRAID OF INTER,that’s the problem.Sensi,we need a striker,type Cruz or Inzaghi or Trez.

    ps: Mancini give a shit factor: 0! Sell him….just sell him. He doesn’t have the heart to play for Roma anymore,simple as that. Put Cicinho on Mancini’s position.
    Another fucking sunday ruined

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  • Gabriella |  December 9th, 2007 at 9:39 am

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    can we stop the drama! it is not bye bye scudetto! we had a shit game, that is all to it. Inter is rolling at the moment but they are not our priority. Forget about Inter and what they are doing. We need to care for ourselves only.

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  • Marco420 |  December 9th, 2007 at 9:41 am

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    Please give Livorno’s catenaccio style and Diego Tristan some credit

    Livorno have drwan INter at home before, and the pitch was disgustingly heavy. All the elements we’re in favour for Livorno

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  • Marco |  December 9th, 2007 at 10:05 am

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    Highlights !

    http://livorno.theoffside.com/

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  • Gabriella |  December 9th, 2007 at 10:14 am

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    thanks Marco, I havent seen the goals because the stream stopped for a while

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  • mctalian |  December 9th, 2007 at 10:22 am

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    The Tuscan jinx continues.
    Out of a possible 9 points against those peksy Etruscan sides, we’ve taken three. Boo.
    Inter dismantled Torino 4-0. The way things are shaking out, the final standings could look like this:

    1. Inter, 92 points
    2. Roma, 79 points
    3. Juve, 77 points

    The real question is who gets fourth. Can Milan make a run? Can Udi keep winning? Will the viola finally step up and claim the CL spot they’ve been flirting with?

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  • josh(i giallorossi) |  December 9th, 2007 at 1:45 pm

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    lets have some faith here. so we had one rough game out of the last 5, we only dropped two points…its not the end of the world…it is frustrating to see chances go missing but at least we didnt lose 2-1….ha we should be used to these kind of results after all the years anyways…oh well time to focus on the upcoming week.
    forza roma

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  • jer |  December 9th, 2007 at 3:07 pm

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    the season is long, have some faith, the condition of the field was against us, but damn we couldnt create a thing

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  • Dan |  December 9th, 2007 at 5:31 pm

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    I hate to say this but hopefully Juve or Milan will step and destory Inter.(After we do of course)
    and hopefully we can learn how to actually finish games….I do no want to think that the only team that people know in the Serie A is Inter

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  • mele419 |  December 9th, 2007 at 5:53 pm

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    If i was that Roma guy, I would have pushed Totti down the fucking stairs. prick. Since he’s retired from his International career, he offers me nothing anymore.

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  • Julian |  December 9th, 2007 at 6:23 pm

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    ^ you’re an idiot

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  • josh(i giallorossi) |  December 9th, 2007 at 7:09 pm

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    yeah that pretty much summarizes the size of a professional players ego, dont get me wrong..i have unrequisited man love for totti. but that kinda shits been the dark cloud to his silver lining through his whole career

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  • mele419 |  December 9th, 2007 at 7:32 pm

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    I’m an idiot Julian?
    You’re a queer and you take it in the butt.
    Now stfu and fuck off.

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  • Ban Go |  December 9th, 2007 at 7:43 pm

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    ^ you’re an idiot

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  • Lupo562 |  December 9th, 2007 at 8:24 pm

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    ^ yup

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  • Julian |  December 9th, 2007 at 8:38 pm

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    ahaha, what a come back!! Yes im a queer and i take it in the butt how long did it take you to think up that one

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  • jer |  December 9th, 2007 at 9:08 pm

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    ^huge idiot. dont come back here. he offers you nothing? seriously go fellate yourself alone in the corner

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  • mele419 |  December 10th, 2007 at 6:25 pm

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    Yes, he offers me nothing, since he’s retired from his international career, and I fucking HATE roma. bastards.

    And it only took a few seconds, thanks for asking.

    I try to spend as little time as possible in this shitty place anyways.

    FORZA IL MAGICO MILAN!

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