

Francesco Totti
VotD: Six More Years Of Francesco
By: chris |We’ll get to this “game” bs later. News of the day: Totti hopes to play on until he’s 37 or 38. Six more years of Francesco.
This is the part where each of you start lead piping defenders of mid-to-lower table clubs, making sure they stay the @#$% away fron Francesco’s lower half.
(Great vid, as […]
Torino To Town: In Mirko & DDR We Trust
By: chris |A brief preview before we resume regular service next week.
Roma v Torino
Tis the first game in the sans-Totti stretch we’re about to endure; unfortunately, the boys in red & yellow have had a lot of experience dealing without their captain this season. Now, though, they’ll have to march on knowing it’s about them and […]
The Holy Roman Trinity
By: chris |One’s walking already. One’s signing for life. One’s not going anywhere.
Another Ode To Francesco
By: chris |I wrote something. It was good. But not that good. And now it’s gone. Gone gone gone. I’m too tired to rewrite it right now. So here’s the gist:
Yadda yadda yadda who wants some DIC? yadda yadda yadda Soros is still interested yadda yadda yadda Rosella is denying but no one’s buying it yadda yadda […]
Roma v Livorno Postgame Review
By: chris |Roma drew the worst team in calcio. That’s secondary right now.
Francesco Totti has torn a ligament and will be out six months. Now is time to let the mourning begin.
Video of the Day: Francesco Zampafied
By: chris |Basically what this shot says is “I am Totti, you are not.”
Peruvians & Evil-Doers, But No Peruvian Evil-Doers
By: chris |Who Wants A Vargas?
Pietro Lo Monaco, Catania’s sporting director, has been saying for quite some time now that when Juan Manuel Vargas gets sold, the preferred destination is Roma. Not really sure why, could be that he has a school-boyish crush on Mama Rosella, or could simply be that he’s an intelligent, well-reasoned man and […]
Get Ready Zebrette, Francesco’s In Tow
By: chris |Udinese v Roma
All is right with the world again: Francesco Totti has been called up. And oh how that changes the complexion of this game. A very good squad turns into a great one and that is that. Guns ablazin’, they march on to Udine.
Still no definitive word on how he’ll be involved, if […]
Friday Afternoon Newsy Briefs
By: chris |Frank
Dr. Bozo Brozzi has said that the next few hours will tell whether or not Francesco is able to take the field at the Fruili on Sunday. Sounds like even if he is capable of going he’ll be at less than 100%. I gather we’ll only find out his status once the squad lists come […]






