One More Time Against The Tuscans

By: chris | April 18th, 2008

23495_hp.jpgRoma v Livorno

And here it is, game number eight versus a Tuscan side this season. As devastating as the trips to The Poobah’s home have been (that much ballyhooed “Curse of Tuscany” rearing its ugly head), its been equally as delightful to host that rascals.

In Tuscany:

Fior 2-2
Empoli 2-2
Livorno 1-1
Siena 0-3

Hosting Tuscany:

Siena 2-0
Fior 1-0
Empoli 2-1

Here’s to hoping the trend continues.

Aside from superstitions and black magic and tomfoolery and all that jazz, I’m not looking forward to this game one bit. It wasn’t simply the fact that Roma was in its most dreaded province the last time around or that the Armando Picchi had been declared a state of emergency with water levels higher than New Orleans during Katrina (also making it yet another occasion Totti has walked on water); it was mostly that Livorno countered Spalletti’s men well and fully deserved their point. If you recall, they eschewed the team bus in favor of hauling the team plane onto the pitch and they parked that SuperBus in front of the goal for nearly the entire game, having no less than 37 men in their own box at the same time. And now we get to see their away tactics. Nice. Have they called in the Italian navy for this one?

It’s hard to score with that much space closed down and that many angles nullified, but it’s a doubly as hard when the guy between the sticks is pretty damn good. Goal-a-game saver. I believe this is the one game where everyone was bemoaning the lack of a tall striker who can rise above the defense and get on the other end of a cross instead of watching Ludovic “I’m A Grownass Man And I Still Can’t Get On Amusement Rides” Giuly fail to outleap a cricket. Still no tall striker, still searching for someone besides Grumpy Old Man River to leap into a cross regularly (and Rodrigo Taddei’s face).

Hopefully this time Roma will have a better time stretching the defense and working up some chances, because as with every game from here on out: must win. The good news is Livorno is not in the midst of a fantastic run as they were the last time around, but actually putting for a bounty of suckitude. They’re the calcio caboose and they haven’t won eight games, and they scored their last victory in hosting Catania. You know, the drunken sorority chick. So I’m not even sure that counts. Before that? January 20th v Empoli. Yikes. Pray for Marco’s sanity.

Of course, a draw is still a loss at this point. But if the Udinese game was any indication, Roma is up for the challenge and will get done what needs to be done. Pray for the continuing demolition of all things Toscana at home.

Last Domestic Five


Roma:
WDWWW

Livorno:
DLDLL

Squads


Roma:

ANTUNES Gabriel
BERTAGNOLI J.Sergio
BRIGHI Matteo
CICINHO
CURCI Gianluca
DE ROSSI Daniele
DONI
ESPOSITO Mauro
GIULY Ludovic
JUAN
MANCINI Alessandro
MEXES Philippe
PANUCCI Christian
PERROTTA Simone
PIZARRO David
TADDEI Rodrigo
TONETTO Max
TOTTI Francesco
VUCINIC Mirko

Livorno:


Key Injuries

King Berto still has pain, Marco Cassetti is still nursing his pitching shoulder and Mirko Vucinic was called up, but has an ankle injury. Looks like he’ll only be called in under dire circumstances - if at all.

Probable XIs


Roma:


Doni;
Cicinho, Mexes, Juan, Tonetto;
DDR, Pizaman;
Taddei, Perrotta, Mancini;
Totti.

Convinced on everything but the back line.

Livorno:

Amelia;
Grandoni, Knezevic, Galante;
Pulzetti, Vidigal, De Vezze, Bergvold, Pasquale;
Diamanti, Tavano.

Coin-flipperage.

Key Matchups


Roma v The Homeless Man’s Antonio Cassano.:
Everybody had a good look at Alessandro Diamanti this year? Livorno doesn’t have a ton going forward, but Diamintia is a talented creative forward with a lethal left foot, a left foot which he likes to use and can use from wherever.



Ludovic Giuly v Simone Perrotta:
Let’s call a spade a spade, Ludovicious, for all his heart and desire, couldn’t bulldoze through a six foot tall stack of cotton candy, much less a team plane. They sure as hell could’ve used Simone against Livorno last time, they’ll be lucky to have a bit of his physical stature this time.

Game/ Everything

The mid-week Coppa class proved no different, even though Ciro Polito looked mighty decent at times: Roma’s finishing suuuuuuuuuuucks. First of all, Roma is going to get chances aplenty on Saturday, and that’s me being conservative (I personally think they’re going to walk over, around and through Livorno all day). The problem is, of course, they can’t even get their shots in places where the goalkeeper can attempt to miss them, much less actually miss them. They steamrolled Cagliari and Catania, and walked away with 2 goals in 2 games.

And guess who doesn’t play for Catania or Cagliari? Marco Amelia. Yeah, he’s pretty good. His start to the season wasn’t tremendous by any stretch, but he appears to have come on lately, and he damn sure stopped Roma the last time they went around. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but this game worries me more than Milan or Inter or Udinese. Actually, maybe you can - check out these stats from the game in Tuscany:

Livorno Roma
Time of Possession 28% 72%
Shots (on Goal) 16(9) 20(6)

Exactly.

Francesco Totti was absolutely brilliant against Udinese and Catania at times, but Roma couldn’t make use of his service (I’m looking at you, Amantino). Somebody, anybody has got to take advantage this game. They can pepper Amelia all day long, but unless they get some clinical finishing, it’s going to be useless.

Add that to the fact that they have Mirko still nursing and injury and………I’ve been more confident going into a game. Despite being confident that Roma can walk through them. But just not get the job done. Does that make sense? Ah well.

Last Game


Predictions

I’ve picked a draw one other time this season, and Roma won rather convincingly. Here’s hoping.

It has worked…………

Score:
1-1
Goals: Tavano (36), Totti (58)
MOTM: Totti
Mancini Give-A-Shit Factor: 6.4


When:
1800 CET, 1200 EST
Where: Stadio Olimpico
Forecast: Sunny.

Streaming:
Here.



FORZA ROMA





Subscribe
 

rss_icon The Offside RSS Feeds

Print
Print article
Share
del.icio.us:One More Time Against The Tuscans digg:One More Time Against The Tuscans reddit:One More Time Against The Tuscans fark:One More Time Against The Tuscans Y!:One More Time Against The Tuscans stumbleupon:One More Time Against The Tuscans

Comments  

    Displaying the most recent 25 comments from a total of 347 comments.
    Read the rest of the comments

  • Daniele |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    cornercorner

    Luke chill out.

    Lets wait this out.

    Brozzi should have taken him off after the initial injury.

    He kept him on.

    Zthen Totti shot, and fucked his knee up.

    Fuck.

    Mamma Mia.

    I guess this is what we get for being Romano e Romanisto.

    get better soon mia capitano.

    Posted from United States

    cornercorner
  • Cazzano's Diaper Rash No Baby Wipes |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    cornercorner

    Ban, we don’t have any players that can score!

    He’ll be hugging Bruno Conti and Vito Scala.

    Aho Amel’ — sei un ruffiano leccacazzi, mortacci … finocch’ …

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner
  • Ban Go |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    cornercorner

    To be honest I don’t care about scudetto anymore… I’d prefer to see totti healed sooner

    Posted from Taiwan Taiwan

    cornercorner
  • Jake |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    cornercorner

    Stefan | April 19th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Drogba,Gomez,Berbatov,Vargas,Borriello,Lampard
    Would be great to have atleast 3 of those players
    Posted from United Kingdom

    I’d pass on Drogba, Lampard and Borriello tbh.

    Posted from United Kingdom United Kingdom

    cornercorner
  • Ban Go |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    cornercorner

    Allright.. the opponent players have to hug him when they score…

    Posted from Taiwan Taiwan

    cornercorner
  • RomaFan |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    cornercorner

    Why is this all happening to us? i’m truely depressed :’(

    Posted from United States

    cornercorner
  • Stefan |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    cornercorner

    Now be will know this is why Totti cant go to euro.

    Posted from United States

    cornercorner
  • Cazzano's Diaper Rash No Baby Wipes |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    cornercorner

    What happened? We cut the lead to 3 points in my view against one of the 5 best keepers in europe — yes, the Azzurri #2 is certainly that good, even though I hope the Magliana gang kill him now — and Toro have a new manager and a big opponent, historically the team always raises for a few games when a new manager comes in after Novellino, poor Vault …

    Spalletti said we didn’t have to win every game, and he will be proved right.

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner
  • Stefan |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    cornercorner

    dammit im so mad im mispelling words i mean everybody

    Posted from United States

    cornercorner
  • Cazzano's Diaper Rash No Baby Wipes |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    cornercorner

    Just heard Spalletti, I take it back. He sounds like his beloved Fiorentina has been sent to C again and lost their name and crest like a few years ago!

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner
  • Ban Go |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    cornercorner

    replace pizzarro with gattusso… with pizzarro, de rossi totally is just a solid DM.. he has to cover pizzarro’s ass all the time.. such a waste.. he’s bigger than that. Gerrard has mascherano and pirlo has gattusso! add mario gomez for target man, and mattia cassani for replacing tonetto.
    mancini has to go and get iaquinta plus cash. we’re gonna play 4-3-3 next season

    Doni
    Cassani, juan, mexes, cicinho
    Aquilani, De Rossi, Gattusso
    Iaquinta, Gomez, Vucinic

    Posted from Taiwan Taiwan

    cornercorner
  • Stefan |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    cornercorner

    gattusso nah

    Posted from United States

    cornercorner
  • Cazzano's Diaper Rash No Baby Wipes |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    cornercorner

    Lot of venom on the airwaves … as per Italia, the manager getting most of it, poor Lucia’. The opposite of england where they say, “the player is a donkey” here everyone blames/praises the manager after results.

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner
  • kirby |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    cornercorner

    unlucky today

    Posted from United States

    cornercorner
  • Cazzano's Diaper Rash No Baby Wipes |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    cornercorner

    LOLOL

    “The difference is more than 3 points, the gap is in players. If Mancini had Spalletti’s team he’d be behind Milan!”

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner
  • Ban Go |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    cornercorner

    There’s no way you can blame spalletti on this, .. but i do feel spalletti is too diplomatic over everything sometimes. He is not explosive.. he does not pump his team’s morale. but overall… he’s tactical genius.. and thank God he’s here

    Posted from Taiwan Taiwan

    cornercorner
  • Gabriella (ASR) |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    cornercorner

    kirby… please, no need for that

    Posted from United States

    cornercorner
  • Jonas |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    cornercorner

    I fear we will even not see the great old Totti back..for ever! How long since he’s been in injury scares…It may be negative thoughts but Totti’s muscle problem is going on for 2 years nowneven tough he played a great season last year. He’ll miss rest of season so that leaves us short of strikers,only Vucigol

    Posted from Belgium Belgium

    cornercorner
  • Cazzano's Diaper Rash No Baby Wipes |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    cornercorner

    Explain to me why the scudetto is over?

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner
  • Ban Go |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    cornercorner

    i really don’t want roma to buy the likes of messi or torres. I’d prefer something really smart because that is the way roma always be.. Iaquinta for mancini, vargas/cassani , palombo/gattusso for pizzarro and somebody big like nikola zigic or gomez,

    Posted from Taiwan Taiwan

    cornercorner
  • Cazzano's Diaper Rash No Baby Wipes |  April 19th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    cornercorner

    We don’t need Messi or anyone. We have Pizarro, who is the darkhorse to pip Ronaldo for Ballon D’Or …

    You heard it here first.

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner
  • alessio |  April 19th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    cornercorner

    Uh, Cazzano, I hope you’re being tongue-in-cheek. Cause if not, you have 4 games to erase a likely 6 point deficit. The only game I can see Inter potentially losing is against Milan, and that would only halve it. The race is yet again over. Now I can hate on Roma again, and pray we pip you to 2nd place. (Doubtful)

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner
  • RomaFan |  April 19th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    cornercorner

    btw you predicted the exact score Chris :-|

    Posted from United States

    cornercorner
  • Bashar |  April 19th, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    cornercorner

    6 months?? So that’s till next November.. God damn it!!

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner
  • Daniele |  April 21st, 2008 at 6:11 am

    cornercorner

    4 months Bahsar. 4.

    Posted from United States United States

    cornercorner

Comments are closed


Italy National Team News

Offside RSS Feeds

Search The Offside


 

rounded_corners



Categories


rounded_corners
Buy Soccer Gear

Send Your Tips!

Found a great story, photo or video that's perfect for The Offside?
Email roma[at]theoffside[dot]com

Related Links


Write for The Offside

LATEST COMMENTS


Archives