The Great Hair Debate: Sergio Ramos v Timo Kunert

By: chris | July 6th, 2007

Apologies for the delay, but we’re back in full form. There will be either one or two more after this today, depending on how things work out. But we definitely need more voters. Come on, like work is better than looking at photos of ridiculous haircuts all day. Alright, maybe it is.

5. Sergio Ramos DF Real Madrid

v

12. Timo Kunert MF FC Schalke

Ramos:

I’m only going to say one thing: he is way fucking cooler than you. Just ask him.

(Sergio ‘Don Johnson’ Ramos…Lookin for a heeeeaaaaaaaarrtttbeeeeaatttt)

He’s going to give Philippe Mexes a run for his pretty-boy money. Also, on the very very short list of defenders I would take if money was no object. He was border-line for a #1 seed strictly for those first two pictures, but I managed to hold myself back. I’m going to do my best to recreate that first picture with my luggage and the white suit the next time I fly.

Kunert:

I have no clue what the hell he’s going for, but it’s brutal. I think it might be a shaved mullet plus comb-over bangs with various colors. I think that’s it. Props for originality, not much else…

I’m not sure which of the last two came first, but neither is much of an improvement on the other. There aren’t any pics that I could find of him on the field, which likely means Schalke’s manager is smart enough not to let that mop onto the field of play.

Vote below…..

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• chris g |  July 6th, 2007 at 9:59 am

  
  
  

  Hey Martha, wanna go take a cold shower then come back and actually vote?

  Jeez.

  And Corey, I think you forgot about someone in that Top 3. Like the Top 1…..

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• Mike |  July 6th, 2007 at 10:05 am

  
  
  

  First time I’ve heard “hot as balls” used in that manner… Well done.

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• Martha |  July 6th, 2007 at 10:09 am

  
  
  

  Thank you for your support, Mike.

  Chris, please mark me down for one Sergio Ramos.

  Posted from Portugal

  

• Zach |  July 6th, 2007 at 10:11 am

  
  
  

  vamos ramos!

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• Gianfranco |  July 6th, 2007 at 10:17 am

  
  
  

  seriously can “hot as balls” be used in that sense…I mean think about it?

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• chris g |  July 6th, 2007 at 10:19 am

  
  
  

  Thank you, Martha. For turning this thread into a discussion regarding the validity of the statement “hot as balls.”

  No, it cannot be. Unless you find testicles sexy, which I do not. Nor have I ever met a girl who feels that way.

  Cristiano Ronaldo, on the other hand……..

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• Martha |  July 6th, 2007 at 10:31 am

  
  
  

  You people have no imagination whatsoever. It’s a perfectly valid, very specific description of a certain kind of hotness.

  (And I’m glad to help, Chris — I know you have all kinds of problems getting people to comment on your posts.)

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• Ashley |  July 6th, 2007 at 10:37 am

  
  
  

  Ramos. He’s hot, just not like balls

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• ben |  July 6th, 2007 at 10:50 am

  
  
  

  Kunjaya. That’s the worst hair in the history of hair.

  On a side note, if you could find the footballing equivalent of Philip Michael Thomas to fight crime with Sergio Ramos, I think we’d all appreciate it Chris.

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• Sam |  July 6th, 2007 at 11:06 am

  
  
  

  Kunert. Yep.

  Posted from Canada

  

• Gianfranco |  July 6th, 2007 at 11:26 am

  
  
  

  Martha, using “hot as balls” would be mean akin to me saying that girl is as “hot as the area between chest and boob” do you see the analogy?

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• Corey |  July 6th, 2007 at 12:04 pm

  
  
  

  Dont even get me started on Gigi Buffon, he is great but he has been out of the action for a year.

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• Martha |  July 6th, 2007 at 12:19 pm

  
  
  

  Gianfranco, I take your point, but you’re reading it too literally. Generally, the expression just means really, really hot, with vague implications of other attributes which I will leave up to your collective imagination. Not that I want to make you spend your time thinking about male genitalia.

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• Gianfranco |  July 6th, 2007 at 12:26 pm

  
  
  

  Greatly appreciated, but I think I may have devoted entirely to much time on this whole thing already, T-minus 1 hour till I can start happy hour

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• chris g |  July 6th, 2007 at 12:28 pm

  
  
  

  I’d like to thank both of you for forcing me to throw up in my mouth.

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• Mike |  July 6th, 2007 at 12:31 pm

  
  
  

  Corey, if you want to compare Buffon to Čech just look at the last World Cup game between Italy and the Czech Republic; Gigi defended the goal from an on-fire Nedved who ripped god knows how many cannon-shots that never went in, while Petr got schooled by a 34-year-old crybaby that, despite playing professionally for almost 15 years still does not understand the off-sides rule.

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• Brian |  July 6th, 2007 at 1:07 pm

  
  
  

  You forgot the naked pics.

  This is my favorite pic of him by far (SFW):
  http://www.r-vision.cz/images/usa/20%20Cesta%20domu/002%20Singing%20Naked%20Cowboy%20-%20Nothing%20Is%20Impossible%20in%20New%20York.jpg

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• CMP |  July 6th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

  
  
  

  RAMOS!

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• Linda |  July 6th, 2007 at 5:31 pm

  
  
  

  Has to be Ramos, if only for his magical ability to not get booked for bad challenges. Maybe it’s in the hair. That would explain why Puyol has it too.

  Posted from Australia

  

• george |  July 7th, 2007 at 1:39 am

  
  
  

  guys, this is the first time i’ve commented on the hair.

  reason being,

  i cant stand sergio ramos, i would like to pile drive that guy into the canvas. what an annoying looking dude. easy sergio, easy

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• Ady |  July 7th, 2007 at 10:09 am

  
  
  

  Gee Chris, I wander over here thinking I’ll find highly technical discussions revolving around broody Romans that I won’t even begin to understand and… Hair contests?!

  And lots of Swedes and Swedish. You know I actually speak some Swedish. And I’m trying desparately to resist Zlaten. *sigh*

  Anyhoo, I vote for Ramos.

  If you’re doing more of these, Fernando Gago would be good. Becks’ hair changes too fast – it would be impossible to know what you were voting for.

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• chris g |  July 7th, 2007 at 11:02 am

  
  
  

  Ady, we’re doing a 32 team tournament for the best/most ridiculous hair in football right now. Obviously some deserving names missed out, but it’s a pretty quality bucnh we’ve got.

  All the matchups are here:

  http://roma.theoffside.com/roma/hair-debate

  If you have nothing to do at work one day, you could surely make the time fly by going through and voting.

  As far as highly technical discussions go, that’s the regular post of the day. But I make it a point to make sure I’m not above anything. And I mean anything.

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• mrsramos |  August 18th, 2007 at 9:40 am

  
  
  

  greek god that timo kunret guy looks disasterous! sergio wins hands down!

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• viki |  November 22nd, 2007 at 6:56 am

  
  
  

  SZIA!!!!!!!!!

  Posted from Hungary

  

• Gabriella |  November 22nd, 2007 at 8:09 am

  
  
  

  Szia Viki!

  Ha szukseged van segitsegre, szivesen leforditom az uzeneteidet!

  Translation: Hi viki, if you need help I gladly translate your messages.

  Posted from United States

  

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