The Great Hair Debate: Fabricio Coloccini v Ronaldinho

By: chris | July 9th, 2007

3. Fabricio Coloccini LB Deportivo La Coruna

v

14. Ronaldinho AM/FW Barcelona

Coloccini:

I’m really not sure what it is, but I have the utmost respect for the man for having the balls to pull off the long haired curls. They really should have been on the list of the new 7 world wonders. Pure quality.

That’s what I would call a perm gone horribly right.

Ronaldinho:

It’s long, it’s curly, and it’s got that Crisco effect in spades. He’s like the Brazilian version of a hockey coach. He might be one of the top 3 players in the world, but the man needs some serious styling assistance. I’d be terrified of touching his mop for fear of my hand melting off.

(Insert girly shrieking noisee)

Somebody in the Barcelona needs to tie him down and shave it off, he looks much much better in that last picture.

Vote below………

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• Francesco |  July 9th, 2007 at 9:37 am

  
  
  

  Coloccini

  Posted from United States

  

• Laurie |  July 9th, 2007 at 9:40 am

  
  
  

  It’s utterly unfair to pit these two against each other. It’s like having the top two seeds of a tournament play each other in the first round.

  Posted from United States

  

• Bonnie |  July 9th, 2007 at 9:51 am

  
  
  

  Fabricio Coloccini - Ronadinho needs to learn that only Italians can successfully pull off the “Crisco” look.

  Posted from Canada

  

• Nolan |  July 9th, 2007 at 10:05 am

  
  
  

  As hard as it is to vote against Ronnie I need to go for Coloccini, those curls are just too fantastic.

  Posted from United States

  

• Mike |  July 9th, 2007 at 10:12 am

  
  
  

  Ronaldinho, because his horse-face perfectly matches his pony-tail.

  Posted from United States

  

• Muddia Beduddia |  July 9th, 2007 at 10:14 am

  
  
  

  Coloccini. Total 80’s glam rocker look.

  Posted from United States

  

• Gianfranco |  July 9th, 2007 at 10:51 am

  
  
  

  Coloccini, did you ever notice that he looks eerily like Justin Hawkins of the Darkness.

  Posted from United States

  

• chris g |  July 9th, 2007 at 10:54 am

  
  
  

  The fact that you know the lead singer of The Darkness’ name creeps me out on so many levels.

  (but yes, he could be a much bigger version)

  Posted from Netherlands

  

• ben |  July 9th, 2007 at 11:16 am

  
  
  

  If Coloccini could pull off that freeze-frame hair from the last picture on a regular basis, he would be an unstoppable force of nature. As it is, he edges out Ronnie, if only because a shaved-head ‘Dinho scares the bejeebus outta me.

  Posted from United States

  

• Gianfranco |  July 9th, 2007 at 1:50 pm

  
  
  

  The modern wonders of hair gel could def freeze that hair…

  Posted from United States

  

• Laurie |  July 9th, 2007 at 5:46 pm

  
  
  

  I’m trying to figure out what classical statue Coloccini looks like. Is it Michelangelo’s David? I hope not for his sake.

  And his girlfriend’s.

  I mean…umm…what?

  And btw, Chris, you should go in and edit your name so that it links to your page again. What’s with this “chris g” stuff?

  Posted from United States

  

• Laurie |  July 9th, 2007 at 5:48 pm

  
  
  

  Yes!!! It IS Michelangelo’s David!! (Damn, I’m good.) I’m linking here only to the head shot, because I am prim and proper.

  http://graphics.stanford.edu/projects/mich/head-of-david/david-leftprofile-s.jpg

  Posted from United States

  

• chris g |  July 9th, 2007 at 6:33 pm

  
  
  

  I’m OK with giving that the thumbs up as long as Fabricio Coloccini promises never to stand naked in the middle of Firenze. As well as a promise from you to never refer to FC’s girlfriend and the Statue of David in that manner ever again. Even though I’m still not sure I fully understand it, I’m just certain that I don’t want to.

  I kind of like being anonymous chris g, some people still don’t know it’s me. You know - sneak attack.

  Posted from Netherlands

  

• Laurie |  July 9th, 2007 at 7:46 pm

  
  
  

  This is one of those “just so you know” things. There is a chain restaurant — Bucco di Beppo — which has, (among decorations that also include photos of Sophia Loren in lingerie — in her prime), anatomically enhanced little statues of David. Just kind of sitting around the restaurant.

  And yes, this is somehow relevant to your post. I have no idea how.

  Posted from United States

  

• chris g |  July 9th, 2007 at 7:52 pm

  
  
  

  Laurie, let me just say, if we ever have a Great Pubic Hair Debate, you will be named “special advisor to the committee.”

  Congratulations.

  Posted from Netherlands

  

• Bashar Beiruti |  July 9th, 2007 at 8:11 pm

  
  
  

  I hate Ronaldinho and everything Ronaldinho related.. I’m voting for Coloccini

  Posted from United States

  

• Laurie |  July 9th, 2007 at 8:12 pm

  
  
  

  Uhhh…thank you?

  Posted from United States

  

• Laurie |  July 9th, 2007 at 8:13 pm

  
  
  

  My mother will be so proud.

  Posted from United States

  

• Linda |  July 9th, 2007 at 10:43 pm

  
  
  

  Has to be Coloccini, although Ronnie used to have really fantastic afro way back in the day.

  Posted from Australia

  

• Charlie |  July 9th, 2007 at 11:38 pm

  
  
  

  Coloccini’s hair isn’t so much Michelangelo’s David as it is medieval princess. I would guarantee that he’s needed to be rescued from a castle tower on more than one occasion. Fab is Fab.

  Posted from Australia

  

• Inara |  July 10th, 2007 at 12:31 am

  
  
  

  I gotta go with Dinho because his hair is as ugly as his teeth.

  Posted from United States

  

• Inara |  July 10th, 2007 at 12:32 am

  
  
  

  Did you know that Roma asked about Zenden (from Liverpool?). Marseille’s president mentioned that Roma was one of the clubs interested in him.

  Anyway, good thing it never happened because Zenden is crap.

  Posted from United States

  

• Jamil Batcha |  July 10th, 2007 at 4:41 am

  
  
  

  Coloccini

  Posted from United States

  

• Corey |  July 10th, 2007 at 6:11 am

  
  
  

  I say this is a tie. its comparing apples with apples. both have hiedous long curly hair, ronaldinho pulls it back thats all. i think the two should move on to the next round as Ronalccini, the massive puff ball of curly hair.

  Posted from United States

  

• Tarek Anous |  July 10th, 2007 at 6:35 am

  
  
  

  Coloccini’s hair is sweet

  Posted from Germany

  

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