The Great Hair Debate: Djibril Cisse v Anitoliy Tymoshchuk

By: chris | July 2nd, 2007

8. Djibril Cisse ST Liverpool/Marseille

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9. Anitoliy Tymoshchuk DM Zenit St. Petersburg

Cisse:

Judging by the fact that he’s married to a hairstylist, it was impossible to put him any higher - but the man has serious skillz. There’s always some strange color or emblem in his head much to the delight of everyone except Liverpool fans, who can’t sell him fast enough. He switches it up often, and he has to go down as one of the favorite mid-low seeds to advance far in the tournament….

I’m contemplating getting that last one. One of my top 3 favorites for the tournament.

Tymoshchuck:

This one’s simple. If you were really hammered at a bar sometime and you were incredibly desperate, tell me you wouldn’t hit on him. And that goes to either sex…..

The funny part? He’s a fantastic holding midfielder and I’m surprised he hasn’t made it to Western Europe yet. Still, that’s some ridiculously girlish man hair. Kudos to him for pulling it off.

Vote below….

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• billiverdin |  July 2nd, 2007 at 10:23 am

  
  
  

  i think cisse is one of the favorites of this debate at all. Cisse the best!!!

  Posted from United States

  

• Bashar Beiruti |  July 2nd, 2007 at 10:25 am

  
  
  

  Cisse.. I wanna see more of his hairstylings later on..haha

  Posted from United States

  

• CMP |  July 2nd, 2007 at 10:38 am

  
  
  

  CISSE!!!!

  Posted from Denmark

  

• ben |  July 2nd, 2007 at 10:42 am

  
  
  

  Cisse. Who else could have hair that ridiculous, yet still look like a total badass?

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• sam d |  July 2nd, 2007 at 11:23 am

  
  
  

  Cisséééééééééééééééééé

  Posted from Canada

  

• Sam |  July 2nd, 2007 at 11:25 am

  
  
  

  By the way, that was me. Christ, this new login/logout lower case nonsense is confusing, eh?

  Posted from Canada

  

• Francesco |  July 2nd, 2007 at 11:28 am

  
  
  

  Cisse for me.

  Tymoschuck has bad hair and a long name that no one can pronounce (I think I spelled it wrong right now).

  Posted from United States

  

• Marcello |  July 2nd, 2007 at 11:54 am

  
  
  

  Im more of a long hair hippy kinda guy.

  Posted from United States

  

• Mike |  July 2nd, 2007 at 1:04 pm

  
  
  

  Little known fact: Tymoshchuk was an rough and tumble hockey player who suffered a retinal injury that ended his olympic hockey career. Fueled by his desire to compete and fulfill his dream of becoming an olympic champion, he created an unlikely partnership with a spoiled skating princess to participate in doubles figure skating and take home the gold.

  …but I still vote for Cisse.

  Posted from United States

  

• Muddia Beduddia |  July 2nd, 2007 at 1:50 pm

  
  
  

  Cisse. That other guy looks like an even girlier Topher Grace.

  Posted from United States

  

• Nolan |  July 2nd, 2007 at 2:49 pm

  
  
  

  Cisse. I’m a fan of long, flowing womanly hair but it would need to be something really special to compete with Cisse.

  Posted from United States

  

• Jamil Batcha |  July 2nd, 2007 at 8:18 pm

  
  
  

  Cisse

  Posted from United States

  

• Bonnie |  July 3rd, 2007 at 7:45 am

  
  
  

  Cisse. All I can remember from any Ukraine game from the World Cup is how much Tymoshchuck’s hair freaked me out.

  Posted from Canada

  

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