Get Ready Zebrette, Francesco’s In Tow

By: chris | April 12th, 2008

23725_hp.jpgUdinese v Roma

All is right with the world again: Francesco Totti has been called up. And oh how that changes the complexion of this game. A very good squad turns into a great one and that is that. Guns ablazin’, they march on to Udine.

Still no definitive word on how he’ll be involved, if even at all, but that lone remaining brain cell I have says that he wouldn’t be flown up if he’s not available to make a significant contribution. It’s simply the Spalletti way. Best guess is he’ll start and see an hour at least, and then he’ll dictate how long he can play. Even though the Coppa semis are nice, this one’s well more important (even before considering opponent) and it won’t be the end of the world if he’s forced to sit in the stands on Wednesday and be fanned by dudes and fed grapes by scantily clad women.

Of course, last time Il Capitano was rather unexpectedly added to the squad list after an injury was the last Udinese game, but that one was at home, and he was in the vicinity anyway (unless he has a long commute). Longish travel is mighty different than taking a taxi to the game. But who the hell knows. I know nothing, I just think he plays.

Aside from Jesus, Alberto Aquilani has gone fron “hopeful” to “ain’t happenin’”, and he’s been left to hangout at home with Marco Cassetti and watch the big screen. So yes, this means you can now get mortified over the thought of David Pizarro kickstarting the Udinese counter, something they’re mighty, mighty good at. Aside from that it’s all the familiar faces - including the trio of Mirko Van Basten, Rodrigo Today, and Ludovicious Giulius - ready for battle at the Fruili.

So what do we have? A potentially epic game which could decide the season. Personally, I was hoping Udinese would thrash Catania in the semi-finals because I love the matchup of Bianconeri #12 v I Giallorossi and I’d love to see them in an arena where it’s not the absolute death of all things good and righteous if Roma falls (which would be the case this game, should the thinkably unthinkable happen). Alas, we’ll have to settle for a decisive Serie A fixture.

And more than this game, we have Inter minus Ibra v Fiorentina later in the day. Even though Udinese is a very good team, this is one of the better chances Roma is going to have to make up points with only 6 games left. Time for the big guns to show up.

Udinese


Last Five:
DWWWD

Against the big fellers at home:

Fior: 3-1 W
Juve: 1-2 L
Milan: 0-1 L
Inter: 0-0 D

Basically what that says to me is…..nothing. (I was hoping a revelation would come out of this before I began, not to be.)

If anything, it’s more indicative of their form at the time than anything, plus the fact that they’re Inter’s bogey team. They didn’t lose the entire month of March, and rounded off the month with a commanding performance against the Viola. During the run where they were felled by Juve & Milan, they were getting crushed by the likes of Catania, Napoli, Parma and Genoa. Having extreme difficulties scoring goals during the same spell, too. And the one game they could score goals (aside from a victory against Reggina), against Genoa, their three were met with a Borriello hat trick and a 5 spot from Genoa.

What’s their form like right now? Good, so not good for Roma. I suppose the great hope is that last week’s draw at Siena is an indicator of things to come. Then again, both Roma and Fiorentina lost at Siena. The Other Other Bianconeri could just be a giant killer at home.

I guess what this means is: Roma’s going to have to bring its A++ game. And some extra credit. And Totti, which they did.

Squads


Roma:

Antunes Gabriel
Brighi Matteo
Cicinho
Curci Gianluca
De Rossi Daniele
Doni
Esposito Mauro
Giuly Ludovic
Juan
Mancini Alessandro
Mexes Philippe
Panucci Christian
Perrotta Simone
Pizarro David
Taddei Rodrigo
Tonetto Max
Totti Francesco
Vucinic Mirko
Zotti Carlo


Udinese:

PORTIERI: 22 Handanovic, 71 Paroni, 1 Saulo;

DIFENSORI: 17 Colombo, 32 Ferronetti, 6 Coda, 24 Lukovic, 99 Moreno, 2 Zapata, 21 Zapotocny;

CENTROCAMPISTI: 4 D’Agostino, 8 Dossena, 23 Eremenko, 88 Inler, 15 Isla, 11 Pinzi, 86 Siqueira;

ATTACCANTI: 14 Candreva, 10 Di Natale, 83 Floro Flores, 7 Pepe, 27 Quagliarella.

Key Injuries

Marco Cassett, Berto & Matteo Ferrari, who’s at home realizing he’s not worth nearly what he thought he was (or what his agent had been whispering into his ear).

For Udinese it’s two big losses in Felipe and Giandomenico Mesto. Whether they’re injured or not I haven’t the faintest, but it doesn’t really matter; just as long as they’re watching from the Fruili grandstands, not the pitch.

Probable XIs


Roma:

Doni;
Cicinho, Juan, Mexes, Tonetto;
DDR, Piza;
Taddei, Perrotta, Vucinic;
Totti.

Feel free to blow this one up now that Jesus is along for the ride. Hell, I could even see a wing combo of Vuci plus Amantino and Totti up top. Or Giuly and OMR on the right. Or Taddei and OMR. Or pretty much anything. The expected XI won’t matter until we see the actual XI, and whether or not Totti will walk on Fruili water.

Udinese:


Handanovic;
Ferronetti, Zapata, Lukovic;
Zapotocny, D’Agostino, Inler, Dossena;
Pepe, Quagliarella, Di Natale.

Feel free to tweak that back and RB/WB spot accordingly, but the rest seems pretty probable.

Key Matchups


Roma’s Identity Crisis v Udinese’s Counter:
I’m sure most of you know this, but Udinese can be absolutely lethal beyond lethal on the counter attack. Not helping matters is that Fabio Quagliarella’s range starts once he enters the opposition’s half. With Crockett & Tubbs, two centerbacks who sometimes fancy themselves strikers, this can become dangerous. Methinks this would be a good game to play it safe.

Simone’s Stamina v Inler & D’Agostino:
If little birdies are any indication, Gokhan Inler has been gawgious on the ball lately (haven’t seen Udinese play in quite a bit). Plus they’ve got Old Boy Gaetano. Basically, Simone has to run back, do his pinballing thing, and disrupt any sense of continuity and flow from one or both. Don’t give them time. Buzz around constantly, be a nuisance.

Handcuffs v Fabio Quagliarella: The below highlight reel will suffice for explanation, but even still, remember last game? Good christ. Slap the handcuffs on him as soon as he gets even a whiff of the ball.



Francesco v Health:
Self-explanatory. Rome is an infinitely better team with than without.

There are honestly so many great matchups I can’t name them all, and most are individual. Such as if Cicinho starts and Dossena is patrolling that wing and they play body tennis for 90 minutes. Or Simone Pepe, who in my short viewing has looked pretty damn good for the zebras this year, finding space on the right to whip some dicey balls in. Or Pizaman finding an opening over the top after Udinese gets a little too aggressive with its attacking. Or Doni and whether or not he remembered to pack his brain for the flight. Or how many meters DDR will have to run trying to hoover everything in sight. Or, if Totti plays, whether or not the wily veteran will show young gun Zapata a thing or two. Then there’s The Grand Imperial Poobah v Pasquale Marino, earning a nice little reputation himself.

This is a huge game with big implications, but this will be a very enjoyable game to watch going in. There are so many nuances which could blow this game open. Exciting stuff.


Last Game


Predictions

I’ve picked a draw one other time this season, and Roma won rather convincingly. Here’s hoping.

Score:
2-2
Goals: Quagliarella (19), Vucinic (27), Juan (61), Pepe (68)
MOTM: Juan
Mancini Give-A-Shit Factor: 3


When:
1500 CET, 0900 EST
Where: Stadio Fruili
Forecast: 9°C, 60% chance of rain.

Streaming:
Here.



FORZA ROMA





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  • Cazzano's Diaper Rash No Baby Wipes |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

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    http://www.footballpictures.net/data/media/48/Alberto_Gilardino_7.jpg

    DDR high pitched savage: “ROMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”

    Gila low voiced barbaric howl: “YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

    Look, I’m down at the result … what do you want me to say.

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  • SGM (IL) |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

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    If someone gave Mancini a truth serum, he wud say : “We are not worried about Roma, we don’t even bother with them we will certainly win the title as I’ve said all , the ref will somehow find ways to gift us points”.

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  • Gabriella (ASR) |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

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    I am the eternal optimist, Inter will drop points and we may only win on the last day

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  • SGM (IL) |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

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    Gabby, tht’s wht i am afraid of. The last day thing. I am too young to have 13 grey hair per remaining game.

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  • george |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

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    all we can hope for is for the lead to be cut to 2 points befor the milan-inter derby. hope for an inter loss and a roma win and we will be one point up.

    you guys think torino might be able to tie inter?

    i hope so

    forza roma

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  • Rohmer |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

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    I think Inter will drop point(s) on the derby, which is always on another scale and means something. I believe Milan would fight to the end.

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  • Rohmer |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

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    Well not quite sure. But I do lay some hope to Torino. They look good at home.

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  • Cazzano's Diaper Rash No Baby Wipes |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

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    George, does your last name begin with an S?

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  • Cazzano's Diaper Rash No Baby Wipes |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

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    the ruck today: http://youtube.com/watch?v=geUrH8l7Ww4

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  • george |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

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    i wish my last name did start with an S, :)

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  • mctalian |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

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    Never send a team in purple to do a man’s job.
    It ain’t over yet.
    Forza Roma.

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  • mctalian |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

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    Nick Burdisso: 1985 called. It wants its hair back!

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  • Cazzano's Diaper Rash No Baby Wipes |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

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    Nick Zoolander …

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  • SGM (IL) |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

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    wht abt Frey’s facial hair? 1985 too?

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  • ordeal_rules |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

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    what happened to Doni and Panucci? kinda mad at each other… Panucci should have cleared that goal…

    What an awesome Vucinic goal! I’m not even mentioning the assit jejeje

    Pizarro nearly fucked up at the back a couple of times jaja thank god nothing happened…

    Taddei finaly got his finishing boots back on, what an amazing goal and Giuly should be starting as well as Cicinho every game from here on!

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  • mctalian |  April 13th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

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    Frey looked like a comic mutant…Woleverine…

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  • Chico |  April 13th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

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    Open letter to Christian Panucci, in case he reads this blog (he claims to speak english)

    Dear Panucci,

    Please get the f**k out of Rome. Your time with this club, and with any other club with any ambitions, is way over.

    You are old, arrogant, a trouble maker, and an over-rated defender.

    Please retire in Dubai or Miami, where you have already bought your properties with Sensi’s money.

    I blame you mainly for the defeats to Man utd of 2007 and 2008. I am 100% convinced we would have done much better without your “defensive” skills and “international” experience.

    When you are not on the pitch we play great football.

    I hate your long balls and your useless and unproductive runs.

    On top of that you are affecting the mood of the locker room, you have already pissed off many players including the untouchable Aquilani and Spalletti makes you happy just not to have troubles.

    Get the f**k out of Rome.

    Vattene aff****lo.

    Hope you read this.

    Chico

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  • Gabriella (ASR) |  April 13th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

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    WOW, Chico… what has happened?

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  • ordeal_rules |  April 13th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

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    jaja chico is crazy!

    he is kinda right, he is a trouble maker but can keep his cool… I would give him one more season just because he is Italian

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  • Gabriella (ASR) |  April 13th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

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    I think he said that he is going to be our Maldini … huh

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  • Chico |  April 13th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

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    Sorry guys I didnt mean to offend anyone who really likes Panucci. It’s just personal.

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  • John Silver |  April 13th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

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    Chris, could you please write in your next blog-post whether Roma ended signing up Messias or not? I’ve been looking for news but I can’t find any (which I’m guessing means we decided not to go for it…).

    I wouldn’t ask to do this in the regular post, but there’s a constant flood of messages down here and I don’t want to have to scan through three hundred pages. (I can’t check this site too often, unfortunately)
    Thanks.

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  • chris |  April 13th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

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    John, if I knew, I would have already. There has been zero info on it lately. Rumor has it they were in the process of negotiations, but that was before ManYoo.

    But I’ll dig up what I can tomm. Everybody make sure to get on my arse if I don’t.

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  • zack |  April 13th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

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    Panucci is a necessary part of the team, occasionally he’ll forget to take his meds and let something like what happened today happen. Panucci and Pizarro have the same role for us. A backup who is good enough to start even if they have their setbacks. As much as I dislike them both as starters, I love them as stand-in player. Both he have been solid and have done a good job filling in for juan and aquilani when they get boo boos.

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  • Daniele |  April 14th, 2008 at 6:24 am

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    BTW.

    Long John.

    We signed Messais. He is the real deal.

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