chris

holy worship: chiesa di totti

I’ve graduated high school, thus I do not have Facebook or anything of the sort. I do, however, reluctantly own an e-messaging mailbox on the www.

e-mail*: chris[at]theoffside[dot]com

* – Do not abuse unless offering generic horse tranquilizers, fake Patek Philippe’s, Ukrainian matrimony or Rosetta Stone at 80% off.