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Welcome Back To Rome (Now Suit Up)
By: chris |Roma v Udinese
Guess how long it has been since the boys played in the Olimpico? 1 month, 2 days – or that’s what it will be on Sunday. And that was the Derby, which is really as far from a standard home game as you’re gonna get. Last Serie A home game? October 20th against [...]
Video Of The Day: 4 Goal Memories
By: chris |…and Zampa going insane. Oh glory days.
Rumors: An Outlandish Look
By: chris |Mercato Musings
With the advent of the transfer window creeping and thus the return of the silly season, it has been decided by the executives here at the Roma Offside that we need some sort of ranking to determine which rumors are likely to happen and which are pure bullshit, without a prayer in the world [...]
Injuries: We’re Going To Need Some Extra Beds
By: chris |Now Accepting Applications: Miracle Worker
Let’s get this out of the way real quick, the probably lineup for Udinese, which is subject to change 7,000 times before the game on Sunday:
Doni;
Cicinho, Panucci, Juan, Tonetto;
DDR, Pizarro;
Taddei, Giuly, Mancini;
Vucinic.
Or Cassetti at RB. But I can’t imagine Cicinho will be mayor of Happyhappyland if he’s benched for 3 straight [...]
Now That’s What I’m Talkin’ About
By: chris |Dynamo Kyiv 1 – Roma 4
This is the team that can, on any given day, beat any team in Europe. When even the JV can look all kinds of stellar. That was just an awesome performance, and though the team let up a little bit in the second half (as they’ve been known to do), [...]
Get Fired Up, Roma Invades Kyiv
By: chris |Динамо Київ – Roma Roma Roma
Less than 3 hours after I posted the Genoa recap, here I am, doing the Dynamo preview. I’m flustered, I can only imagine how the fells feel after taking a nice little trip to the Eastern side. Tired? Probably. No injuries, ya hear? NO INJURIES.
* – I know I know. [...]
You Can’t Stop Panuccigol, You Can Only Hope To Contain Him
By: chris |Velcro-Handed Shirt Tuggers 0 – Roma 1
What a week for Old Man River. On Wednesday he spearheaded the Azzurri win by leaping over the hopes and dreams of the Tartan Army, and Saturday he basically did the exact same thing, only with much less severe ramifications for the Rossoblu. Of course this time was much [...]
Panic Button Time In Genoa
By: chris |Genoa – Roma
For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house? Yeah, we knew some of the big guns would still be left on the shelf, but this is getting downright absurd. Players in Rome are dropping like flies and there is absolutely nothing anybody can do about it. This was going [...]






